HAVE A GIGGLE

I thought I would deviate from my usual topic of interest to something a tad funny. I enjoyed this thoroughly and I thought it might give you a wee giggle as well.

Remember the song, "The Hokey Pokey?" Let's sing it together just to refresh our minds:

Ya put yer left foot in
Ya put yer left foot out
Ya put yer left foot in
and ya shake it all about
ya do the Hokey Pokey
and ya turn yerself around
that's what it's all about!

Now, let's sing it in Shakespearean style:

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe,
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin;
Command the pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervent Hokey-Poke
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wild release from heaven's yoke;
Blessed durvish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the Poke--banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

Here's hoping someone was needing a giggle at just about the time they read this!